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JJ Irani · 2 November 2006, 02:40 AM

A conservative Indian woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor apartment, when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Oh Lord, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die!"

But as she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?"

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.

He too dropped her.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a God-fearing retired Christian on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Bloody Slut!" Andrew Fernandes said, and dropped her.

Cheers - JJ

2 November 2006, 02:40 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Too late for this dame... A conservative Indian woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor apartment, when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Oh Lord, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die!" But as she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He too dropped her. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a God-fearing retired Christian on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Bloody Slut!" Andrew Fernandes said, and dropped her. Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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