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JJ Irani · 4 November 2006, 02:48 AM

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ...power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...instructions wrong...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4½ days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

4 November 2006, 02:48 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	A Blonde's Year in Review!! January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!! March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ...power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...instructions wrong...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4½ days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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