Comments during Colonoscopies!!

[JJ Irani]

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these
> (CLAIMED to be actual) comments by
> predominantly male patients during the
> exam were quite humorous .......
>
> 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going
> where no man has gone before!"
>
> 2 . "Can you hear me NOW?"
>
> 4. "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?
> Are we there yet?"
>
> 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now
> legally married."
>
> 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
> 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
> 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
>
> 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
> 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron,
> weren't you?"
>
> 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
>
> And the best one of all...
>
> 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying
> that my head is not up there."


Cheers - JJ