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15 November 2006, 02:54 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
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Health Food.
An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive,the wife had always been very health conscious regarding what they ate.
When they arrived at heaven they were shown to luxurious accommodation, at the end of the garden was a professional standard golf course. At the far side of the golf course was the Club house serving free food and drinks 24 hours a day. The club also accommodated satellite TV, snooker tables and cabaret entertainment. A short stroll from the club house was a never-ending golden beach which was always well attended by lovely bronzed naked women. The man turned to his wife and said "You dozy cow..........if it wasn't for you and your fu#ki#g health food I could have been here 20 years ago!"
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