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padi56 · 16 November 2006, 02:14 AM

Mario and Marie, a nice young Italion couple, were getting married and planned on living with Marie's mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs and were getting ready for bed. Mario started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first, and he had hair all over his chest. Marie ran downstairs and told her mother.

"Mummy!! Mummy!! He?s got hair all over his chest !"
Her mother replied, "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."

So Marie ran upstairs and found Mario taking off his trousers. He was extremely hairy all over his legs. Marie ran down the steps to tell her mother.

"Mummy, he?s got hair all over his legs."
"Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."

Marie ran upstairs and found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look, and ran downstairs.

"Mummy, Mummy, he?s only got a foot and a half !"
At this, mother yelled, "Marie, you wait here. I'm gonna go upstairs this is a job for Mama!"

16 November 2006, 02:14 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Mummy, Mummy ... Mario and Marie, a nice young Italion couple, were getting married and planned on living with Marie's mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs and were getting ready for bed. Mario started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first, and he had hair all over his chest. Marie ran downstairs and told her mother. "Mummy!! Mummy!! He?s got hair all over his chest !" Her mother replied, "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud." So Marie ran upstairs and found Mario taking off his trousers. He was extremely hairy all over his legs. Marie ran down the steps to tell her mother. "Mummy, he?s got hair all over his legs." "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud." Marie ran upstairs and found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look, and ran downstairs. "Mummy, Mummy, he?s only got a foot and a half !" At this, mother yelled, "Marie, you wait here. I'm gonna go upstairs this is a job for Mama!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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