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padi56 · 21 November 2006, 10:12 PM

This morning on the A5, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN !! in a brand new Audi doing 70 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donuts out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs.

Splashed,and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and underpants, and disconnected an important bloody call.

Bleeding women drivers.

21 November 2006, 10:12 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Women Drivers. This morning on the A5, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN !! in a brand new Audi doing 70 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donuts out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs. Splashed,and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and underpants, and disconnected an important bloody call. Bleeding women drivers. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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