Slang Dictionary Part 1.

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AEROPLANE BLOND
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra - i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fek all in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT
A homosexual.

TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.

TODGER DODGER
A lesbian.