Celebration

[Pep04]

A man walk into a bar and says to the bartender,
"Give me a shot!"

As soon as he drinks it, before he can even put the glass down he screams,
"Give me another."

And again, before the alcohol hits his stomach he says,
"Another!"

It doesn't take long before he has 10 shot glasses sitting in front of him.

The bartender asks him,
"Hey buddy, you celebrating something?"

The guy now, almost too drunk to speak says,
"Yeah, my first blow job."

The bartender says,
"Congratulations!! Hell, have another on the house!"

The guy answers,
"No, no, no.... if 10 didn't take the taste out of my mouth 1 more won't either."