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Old 22 December 2009, 05:42 AM   #1
Jocke
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Logic>>>>>>>>

Two friends, Ben on Roger from a village located in Ohio the local pizzeria and talking one afternoon.

Roger says right there is:

- I'm tired of pulling out of the woods, I will get me a training through education and get a good, well-paid work indoors!

Ben thought it sounded like a good idea and a moment later, leaving the pizzeria.

The next day, Roger, going to education and may see a guidance counselor who notifies him of four courses:
Mathematics, English, history and logic.

- Logic? "Said Roger. What is it?

Study advisor says: Let me explain.

- Do you own a lawnmover?

- Yep.

- Since you own a lawnmover, you should logically have a garden.

- That's right, I have a garden.

- Since you have a garden, you should logically have a house.

- Yes, I have a house.

- And since you have a house, you should logically have a family.

- I have a family.

- Since you have a family, you should logically have a wife.

- Yes, I have a wife.

- And since you have a wife, you should logically be heterosexual.

- Yes, I'm heterosexual.

It's amazing that you got to know all that stuff just because I own a lawnmover!

Full of enthusiasm notified Roger to courses, thanked and shook the study guide's hand and hurried to the pizzeria
to meet Ben and tell him about his newfound interest in study.

He tells about his education, and how he enlisted in the four courses, mathematics, English, history and logic.

- Logic? Ben says, what is it?

Roger declares:

- Well, so here it is: Do you own a lawnmower?

- Nah.

- But what the hell Ben! Are you gay?!?

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