The Sickest Guy in the world

[Pep04]

A guy starts working at a manufacturing factory.

He has the worst job, toughest physical job in the whole plant.

He never complains.

After 5 years or so, he begins to call in sick every Monday.

By the 4th Monday, the boss starts getting concerned. So one Tuesday morning, he calls in the guy into his office.

"Bill, I want to talk to you about your calling in sick every Monday. You are a mule. A model employee. You get in 20 minutes early, leave 20 minutes late, don't finish your brakes to get back to work. And I have never heard one complain out of you. What is going on? I wish I had 20 men like you. But why have you been calling in sick every Monday?'

"Well Mr. JJ, you see, my sister's husband has a drinking problem. And every Sunday, as the weekend is winding down, he starts to get at my sister. So every Sunday night I have to go over and kick him out of the house. After that I begin to console my sister and we end up having real rough sex."

Mr. JJ says,

"WITH YOUR SISTER??????!!!!!!!????????"

Bill answers,
"I told you I was sick!"