Man of the House

[idk01]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,'YOU CAN BE THE
MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced....."From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of s*x that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I
can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"

The wife replied ................. 'The f*ckin' funeral director would be
my first guess.'