A poem to manhood

[Uncle-AJ]

I saw this on another forum as I do most of my jokes. Anyway I thought it was quite apt.

from 20 to 30 if a man lives right
its once in the morn and twice at night

from 30 to 40 if he still lives right
he misses a morn and maybe a night

from 40 to 50
its just now and then


from 50 to 60
its lord knows when


from 60 to 70 he still feels inclined
but dont let him fool you its all in the mind

his sporting days are over
his little light is out

what used to be his man appeal
is now his water spout

it used to be embarrassing to make the thing behave
it stood up every morning to watch him have a shave

but now hes getting older he really gets the blues
to se it hanging upside down and watch him clean his shoes