Virginity Test Kit

[idk01]

Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he can
tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Well now,
Paddy, we Irish can use four things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself
Virginity Test Kit.... a paint brush, a small can of red paint, a small can
of blue paint, and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Well, glory be to God, I've never heard of that, and what do I
do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you
paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue . And if she says,
"That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see..."

You hit her with the shovel.