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Old 15 March 2010, 10:56 AM   #1
Kapture1
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Who wants a million dollars???

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and

invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Colin, the only

aborigine in the neighborhood.



He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone

was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ

and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft

man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone

who has the balls to jump in.'



The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and

everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing

the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of

stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and

flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.



The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc

were screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin strangled the croc and let

it float to the top like a dead goldfish.



Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him

in disbelief.

The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'



'Nah, s’okay boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.



The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?'



'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Colin.



The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.

How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again, Colin said no.



Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, just tell me then, what do you want?



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Colin said, 'I want the bastard who pushed me in.'
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