Grandmas Don't Know Everything

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He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while
When he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's
that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is
On top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell
Him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to
Play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'