So how do you break it to your wife?

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This sounds like Mr. & Mrs. Smith...

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

To double the spousal evasion a bit more....

I have a secret offshore Paypal account.

As I type, my wife is watching TV a few clicks North of my current location.

My wife noticed me wearing my Glycine combat w/vanilla band. This was earlier this evening. I played it cool. Inside my mind I went into "code Red".

She's onto me. Did I leave the computer on TRF this morning? Did she count my watches? Did the dogs talk? Does she have a nanny cam?

Oh god! I'm going to get mugged by a pregnant brunette........

I took a gulp, and calmy said "I sent it to Rolex for a valve spring check. I think it was loose"

She then said "I was wondering what you shipped at the post office. I did the bills, and saw your debit transaction"

My face was blank. I'm looking into the face of death. It's make or break time. I could drop my half eaten blueberry muffen, and run out the door.......or.....drop a few bucks for a worthy cause.....






I changed subject, and ask her if she lost a $20 in the washing machine......(of course there never was one)

She LIED, and said "YES"....

I went over to my wallet and got a $20 out and gave it to her...

I can't believe she lied to me.........

She is currently warming something up in the microwave, and wants to look for baby names..

Gotta go!