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10 October 2005, 06:28 PM
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Three Old Men .
Three old men (70, 80, and 90) are sitting in front of a nursing home.
The 70 year-old said, "just once, I'd like to take a good, healthy piss". The other two nodded agreement. The 80 year-old said, "You know, I wish just once I could take a solid shit". The others nodded. Then the 90 year-old spoke up. "Every morning at 7:00 sharp, I take a healthy piss. And every morning at 7:30 like clockwork, I take a solid shit. You know, just once I wish I could wake up before 8:00."
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