So let me get this straight

[Ed Rooney]

It's extremely fragile, even more so than the previous models.

If you break it, it's $200 to fix, and you have to take it to the mall.

It doesn't work if you hold it the way they show you to hold it in the commercials/ads/literature.

If you hold it the way they show you in the commercials/ads/literature, they will inform you that you are holding it wrong.

It's only available on a completely saturated network that wasn't very good in the first place.

Every year you will camp out in a line for the privilege of getting on a list to pay $299 to "upgrade" (I use that term loosely) it.

I'm sorry, I guess I don't "get it".