The Toad.

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A man went to see his doctor because at 50cm, his peni#s was too big.

"I've never had sex doctor because when they see this big thing, they just run away so I'd like it reducing to a more normal 20cm". (He should be so lucky.)

The doctor replied, "It's not as simple as that, it's a very risky operation and quite frankly I'm not prepared to carry out the operation. I have heard however, that there is a magic toad in the pond just outside your village and you could try asking it to marry you".

The man left, disappointed and incredulous that the doctor should recommend that he ask a toad to marry him.

Later that evening and feeling depressed, he opened a bottle of whisky. Two hours later and with half the bottle consumed, he thought about the toad and started laughing at the implausibility of what the doctor suggested. An hour later, and quite drunk, he decided to take a walk up to the pond.

"Hello Mr Toad".

"Ribbit"

"Will you marry me Mr Toad?"

He heard a croaky but clearly recognisable "No".

When he got back home, the whisky had put pressure on his bladder so he went to the bathroom, where he noticed that his pen#s appeared smaller. He measured it and discovered that it was now only 40cm.

"Wow! Maybe the toad really is magic!"

The following evening, he returned to the pond and once again asked the toad to marry him. Again, the toad replied "No" and again, his pen#s became 10cm shorter.

In the morning he thought, "Only another 10cm to go and I'll be happy".

That evening, he returned to the pond.

"Mr Toad, will you marry me?"

The toad croaked,"No,no and again and for the last time NO!"