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padi56 · 8 April 2007, 11:40 PM

Woman walks into her doctors office and says "You son of a bitch, those hormone tablets you gave me are just a little too strong. I've got hair growing all over my t!ts". The doctor said, "Jeez, how far down does the hair go". "Lady - All the way down to my dick". And that's another bloody thing,I want to talk to you about....

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This musician finally finished a new song, but no one would buy it. He was telling another musician about it, and the other guy said "Let me hear it". The first guy went to the piano and played a wonderful tune. When he finished, the second guy said "That's a wonderful tune! I don't see why no one will buy it. What do you call it?". The first man says "I love you so god-damn much I got the sh!ts"

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The devil visited a young lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls and their children's souls must rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment and said, "What's the catch?"

Just 1% of lawyers make it bad for 99% of the rest.

Lawyers ultimate oxygen thieves.

8 April 2007, 11:40 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Quickies. Woman walks into her doctors office and says "You son of a bitch, those hormone tablets you gave me are just a little too strong. I've got hair growing all over my t!ts". The doctor said, "Jeez, how far down does the hair go". "Lady - All the way down to my dick". And that's another bloody thing,I want to talk to you about.... ================================== This musician finally finished a new song, but no one would buy it. He was telling another musician about it, and the other guy said "Let me hear it". The first guy went to the piano and played a wonderful tune. When he finished, the second guy said "That's a wonderful tune! I don't see why no one will buy it. What do you call it?". The first man says "I love you so god-damn much I got the sh!ts" ================================== The devil visited a young lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls and their children's souls must rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment and said, "What's the catch?" Just 1% of lawyers make it bad for 99% of the rest. Lawyers ultimate oxygen thieves. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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