Husband Store

[kakalika]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE !


There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the
shopper ascends the flights There is, however, a
catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may
choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband .


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have
jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids,
and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids,
are drop- dead good looking and help with the
housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this
floor.
There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!