An Amazing Connection w/ God.

[Dr. Robert]

An 80 year old man goes to the doctor for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests & says to the man, "Well everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection w/ God?"
And the man says, "Oh me & God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up & go to the bathroom, he turns
on the light for me, & when I leave he turns it back off."
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife & said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection w/ God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him & turns it off again when he leaves. Is that true?"
And she says, That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"