Joe and Sam

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Joe and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
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> watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
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> One day Joe didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe
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> he had a cold or something. But after Joe hadn't shown up for a week or so,
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> Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,
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> Sam didn't know where Joe lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
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> A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Joe. But one day, Sam approached
> the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Joe! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and
> told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Joe, what in the world happened to you?'
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> Joe replied, 'I have been in jail.'
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> 'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
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> 'Well,' Joe said, 'you know Susie, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'
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> 'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
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> 'Well, she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old,
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> I was so proud that when I got into court - I pled 'guilty.'
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> 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
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