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Old 13 September 2010, 06:12 PM   #1
Colnago
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Real Name: Bill Hart
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Family sleepover

So I recently had a family get together, it was great but most of my visitors had too many drinks to drive home......being an accommodating sort of guy I guggested those that wanted to have a sleepover were welcome....

Most took me up on the offer....unfortunately there weren't enough beds to go around....due to there being old and young and male and female guests we had to do some "two in a bed" compromising...

Well to cut a long story short I ended up in bed with my Grandad.....he's not a big guy so it was ok....for a while

In the middle of the night I felt Grandad getting out of bed, so I whispered -

"Grandad, where are you going?"

He said -

"Well, I have an erection and at 85 years old you don't want to waste one of those, so I am going to see your Grandma before it goes away"

So I started getting out of bed, then Grandad says -

"Where are you going?"

I said -

"Well I'm coming with you of course"

He said -

"Why do you need to come with me"

I said -

"Cause it's my dick you have hold of!"
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