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15 September 2010, 06:13 AM | #1 |
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The Chinese husband......
A single Chinese Chef owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in.
He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her.She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it."He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69. The Chef husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"
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