Old Chinese Proverbs

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* Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
* Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
* Man who run in front of car get tired.
* Man who run behind car get exhausted.
* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
* Man with one chop stick go hungry.
* Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
* Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
* Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
* Crowded elevator smells different to midget.