Top Celebrity Has Beens

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Michael Jackson: Weirdo or what. Perhaps pathetic creep would be a better description!

Mike Tyson: Psychopathic moron. He once had the body of an iron man, the mentality of a child, and the soul of a vicious reptile snake. Now he's just a washed up sad case, who has been taken to the cleaners. By every gold digging bitch, who could get in on the act, and corrupt businessmen ready to rip off this now sad crazed cretin.


Gazza:Was a great footballer.But alas not the sharpest tool in the box.

George Best: Ex genius footballer, now booze soaked tosser, with a penchant for beating up ex girlfriends.

Gary Glitter: repulsive bewigged pervert, who never had any talent in the first place.

Jonathan King: Unspeakable perverted rat, still with an over inflated ego.

Tony Blackburn: Always was a sad git, now an old old sad old git.

Oliver Reed (RIP): Loud mouthed p#sshe@d with a talent for humiliating himself on chat shows

Rod Hull (RIP) One dimensional creep, with a talent for humiliating his host and himself on chat shows.

The Spice Girls (who have recently been asked to get back together for a tour) Why WTF ????? Please god no.

politicians.

Valery Giscard d'Estaing, former president of France and chief designer of the dying EU constitution. Aristocratically conservative and blindly supporting African puppet dictators, some of whom were cannibals , he was booted out of the Elysée palace in '81. The EU constitution we just covered elsewhere...

Gerhard Schroder, the current chancellor of German. Both friends and foes agree that he's toast. Presided indecisively over a wilting economy and, loosing state by state, has paved the way for an opposition win in the next federal election. To his credit, he has never knowingly consorted with cannibals

David Blunkett.Our once blind home sectary,apparently Blunkett has just been appointed chief designer for Alain Silberstein, and Jacob & Co watches.

Please feel free to add more to this small list of top Has Beens