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padi56 · 27 June 2005, 05:23 PM

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £250 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the £250 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the £250 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for £250, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday

27 June 2005, 05:23 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Sheer Lingerie A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £250 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the £250 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the £250 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for £250, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday

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