All those questions you always wanted to ask

[jamesbondOO7]

Originally Posted by The GMT Master

1) Take it off and swallow it, it'll cure your hiccups and improve accuracy

2) The only answer is to attach the patented Rolex watch parachute and hurl it from the plane. You can find it later by using the patented Rolex divining rod. Both of these can be yours for £999 each

3) The watch will magnetise the phone. If you have to use a phone whilst wearing a Rolex, speaking whilst doing a handstand should solve any problems

4) Avoid eating cheese. Rolexes are lactose intolerant

5) If you wear a Rolex when driving, make sure you drive in the same lane as the hand you wear it on. Not following this advice could make your watch explode.

6) You can wear a Rolex when clubbing, but dancing may cause irreversible damage to your dignity

7) Allowing your Rolex to smoke 20 Marlboros a day significantly improves accuracy, although it may develop a nasty cough

That is helping. Thanks! About 4, does that include all produces from Wisconsin?