Out Of The Mouths Of Children.

[padi56]

A 7 year old and his 4 year old little brother are upstairs in their
bedroom, "You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time
we started swearing". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you
swear after me, ok?" says the 7 year old. "Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, sh!t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man,"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fu#king ars# it won't
be Coco Pops"