The Jew.

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Peter, well known for being an anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by with kippa, tzitzis, and payos. He didn’t have to be an Einstein to figure the guy is Jewish. He shouts over to the bartender, "Drinks for everyone, except for the Jew.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling, waves to him and says, "Thank you!." Infuriated he again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew. But as before, the Jewish guy continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you!." Peter goes over to the bartender and says, "What's the matter with the Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except him, and all he does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts? "Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."