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27 August 2011, 10:34 AM | #1 |
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Alternative Meanings.
Arbitrator- A cook that leaves Arby's to work @ McDonald's.
Avoidable- What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney- Where some hemlines fall. Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize- What a crook sees with. Control- A short, ugly inmate. Counterfeiter- Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eyedropper- A clumsy opthamologist. Heroes- What a guy in a boat does. Left Bank- What a robber did when his bag was full of loot. Misty- How golfers create divots. Paradox- Two physicians. Parasites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist- A helper on the farm. Primate- Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. Relief- What trees do in spring. Selfish- What the owner of a seafood store does. Subdued- Like a guy who, like, works on one of those, like submarines, man. Sudafed- Brought litigation against a government official.
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