Wise Italian Grandfather..

[jatco]

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
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..An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
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.."But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
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"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
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"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
."Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to yu watch and say, "times up"?
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