Why math is taught in school

[BruceS]

Why Math is Taught in School ---- (Written By A Very
Wise Man)

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,
causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to
avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped
the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid", I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and
here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96
miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That
works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another
4,000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars
that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's
642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70 percent describe their
love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.


According to the National Institutes of Health, 22
percent of all females have seriously considered
suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34 percent describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5 percent
of all females carry weapons, and this number is
increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks
men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? I think not......