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Old 17 April 2012, 05:21 AM   #1
canwatchco
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Sound advice from a Rabbi... ?

No matter what her Jewish husband did in bed, his wife never once achieved an orgasm. Since by Jewish law the wife is equally entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi for advice.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back tothe Rabbi.

'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it again, this time in reverse. Have the YOUNG MAN make love to your wife and YOU wave the towel over them.'

Once again, they decide to follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. He gets into bed with the wife and begins making love to her while the Jewish husband waves the towel over THEM. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.

The Jewish husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly,

'See that, young man? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!
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