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Old 10 June 2012, 11:34 PM   #1
Sub Par
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Hadn't heard this one before...

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.
He described a typical day as follows ...

"Well, yesterday, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I just avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me totally shattered.
So at the end of it all I drank eight beers"

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"Wow! You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," he replied, "I'm just a shithouse golfer!"
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