Clinical Definitions (or, how do I describe my relationship with Rolex)

[Grissom]

Here are some that came to mind, with an example as to how to use them in everyday conversation, as well.......Hope you have fun reading these, and please do add/create your own definitions and/or show us how to use them!

Rolexasthenia: Rolex weakness, resulting in the purchase of one of more Rolexes
(Ex: It's not my fault I have 10 Rolexes.....I have Rolexasthenia)

Rolexesthesia: The abnormal sensations we get when we are in need of a new Rolex

Rolexkinesis: The uncontrolled and excessive muscle movement forcing one to walk into the nearest Rolex AD

Rolexologist: One who practices the Art of Rolex (Bob Ridley and yes, Jocke, come to mind)

Rolexmania: Obsession with Rolex

Rolexopia: Always seeing Rolexes where ever one goes

Rolexopsy: The act of examining a dead Rolex (as seen in some of Jocke's great picture threads)

Rolexparesis: Weakness when one tries NOT to buy yet another Rolex

Rolexpenia: The condition of having TOO FEW Rolexes

Rolexstatic: Relating to being content with the Rolexes one currently has

Rolexspasm: Contraction of the muscles resulting in multiple recurrent episodes of looking at the Rolex on your wrist, even though you already know what time it is

Rolexptosis: Drooping of the arm resulting from the wearing of a Rolex that is just too big and heavy for your wrist

Rolexpnea: Difficult or abnormal breathing associated with a Rolex purchase

Rolexplegia: Generalized paralysis which can occur as one is trying to leave a Rolex AD so as NOT to buy a Rolex

Rolexphylaxis: A severe reaction that can occur when someone asks to see your Rolex

(And yes, I seem to still have too much free time on my hands......)