Hilarious eBay Ad

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Originally Posted by mmmk604

Hmmm I checked out his items that he's sold. They all seem to contain proper english.
But for the ROLEY, he writes like a Nigerian scammer.

Originally Posted by 77T

I must have missed something...
When did Jocke get an eBay account?

Love the ending in this ad: GOOD LUK.
Even Jocke writes better then this:


DEAR ARSENAL FUN !!!

HER YOU GOT CHANCE TO OWN ARSENE WENGER COAT AS YOU AWARE ITS NOT IN THE MARKET OR ON THE SELL SHOPS OR EVEN IN ARMONY STORE OR YOU CHECK HOLE ONLINE AND IF YOU STEY HOLE YEAR ON THE NET YOU WONT FIND IT its 2012/2013 SEASON THE NEW ONES

SO GRAB THE BARGING AND CHANCE TO WEAR WHAT THE ARSENAL COACH WEAR ON THE PITCH

LETS MAKE IT EASY ITS VERY RARE AND AFTER ALL MY RESEARCH I FIND AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO GOT THEM

1 LONG COAT (XXL) SIZE WISH IS FOR ME ITS NOT FAR FRM XL SIZE SO IT WOULD FIT IN THE COLD AND FREEZY WEATHER WITH CLOTHES IN

BEFORE YOU HIT BUY IT NOW ICON PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH YOUR REQUEST AND I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR YOU

ITS MADE BY NIKE PROPER ORIGINAL 100% GENUINE BRAND NEW WITH TAG AND NIKE BAG ON NOT FAKE ONES OR AFTER MARKET ITS THE REAL ONE I GUARANTEE YOU THAT

THE LAST PART PLEASE NO BLOODY TIME WASTER OR F***ING DREAMER AS AM REALLY SICK OF YOU

ANY QUESTION PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ME AND AM HER TO HELP AND TO ALL YOU HONEST AND SERIOUS BUYER YOU WELCOME TO DO BUSSINESS WITH

regarding the postage costs its 10£ whatever uk land as its heavy and bulky item very heavy

international buyer keep away sorry the auction not for you

THANK YOU

GUD LUK