You know you have issues when....

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Mine is: out with my ex tonight. Getting back together. And this girl is nothing short of amazing. It was a mistake to ever break up with her.

I take her to a comedy club in NYC. We are laughing hysterically having a blast. The headliner comes on. Dude is a riot. The entire show was great, but this guy is awesome.

The entire time I'm trying to figure out what Rolex he is wearing. I thought I saw some green. But I also thought I saw PCL's. I just can't tell. I can barely concentrate. I'm certain it's an oyster bracelet. No way it's not a Rolex.

Dude mentions he is driving a smart car. I lean over to my girl and say his watch is worth more than his car. She replies "I know, what kind of rolex is that"? She could not care less about watches. She was looking because she knew that I was.

I was floored, this is the one for me!!!