So Moses and Jesus are playing golf...Happy Holiday golf joke.

[T. Ferguson]

Jesus and Moses are playing golf. They're on the approach to a par 4, over a lake to the green. Jesus, a hacker, has about 170 yards to clear the water and says to Moses, "What do you think Jack Nicklaus would hit here?" Moses says, "Nicklaus would probably hit a hard 7 iron, but he's Jack Nicklaus." Jesus says, "If Nicklaus would hit the 7, then that's what I'm going to hit."

Ball goes about 130 yards, right in the middle of the pond.

Jesus drops a ball in the same spot and, still with the 7 iron in his hand, says to Moses, "You think Nicklaus would hit a seven iron?" Moses says, "Yes but come on, we're talking about Jack Nicklaus". Jesus says, "If that's what Nicklaus would hit then that's what I'm going to hit."

Plop. Short again right in the water.

This goes on several more times and now there are 4 angry groups backed up on the tee. One irate guy jumps in his cart, drives up to Moses and says, "What the hell is the hold up?"

Moses shrugs and says, "What can I say, my playing partner is trying to hit a 7 iron over this lake."

The guy says, "A 7 iron? My god, that's got to be at least 170 yards to carry that lake, it would take a friggin' miracle! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ!?!"

Moses throws up his arms and says, "No, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus."