Recently a good friend passed away . . .

[Sperry]

Recently a good friend passed away.

At his wake there was a drop dead gorgeous woman trying to be the center of attention. She caught my ear and told me that when she dies she is going to be cremated and give everybody a piece.

I asked her if I could have my piece now and she slapped me.

She was asked to leave...my feelings were hurt...and I never got my piece.