Blue-tooth headsets.

[padi56]

I may be getting to a more mature age now,and sometimes hi-tech gadgets overpower me but these blue-tooth phone headsets.

I'm given to believe that people wear these things as it allows them to
A) multi-task
B) be hands free
C) Be ready just in case....? (in case of what ?)

The fact that they look like some cyborg t#ss#r out of Star Wars. Is something which I assume, to be part of a conspiracy among spotty, virgin,Matrix obsessed, socially retarded gadget designers who dream of people all looking and walking around like cyborg t#ss#rs.

I would go on to consolidate my opinion by looking at facts.Why they say you need blue-tooth phone headset,just encase you are eating, got to go to the toilet,using your both your hands.(not in the toliet I hope it could make you go blind so they say)


By the same vein of logic should I not have a roll of toilet paper hanging round my neck and a bucket slung between my legs if I need a quick toilet?. Or perhaps I should stitch a knife and fork to my shirt cuffs just in case I get a bit peckish?

The fact that in the course of any day I assume I will eat and use the toilet at some point is given, must put headset in. (yeah yeah but just talking sh*te doesn't count) Yet the chances of taking a phone call,that justifies walking down the street looking like an utter tosss#r. With one of these blue-tooth thingies stuck in my ear-hole is very remote.

I suspect that there is a very large market just for the housing, with a flashing blue LED in the ear piece.

I'm no Luddite, but sometimes technophobics don't know their ars# from the elbow. Anyone remember the great day when digital watches first appeared, and you had to use two hands to tell the time? because you had to activate the effing screen???

Walked around the town centre today, Blue-tooth headsets,stuck in the ear-holes of mainly teenagers,and some older 20s-30s year olds, it's become a fashion accessory now, that only serves one purpose; to distance the user from any sense of reality.

In the car blue-tooth is very sensible accessory,but walking around the streets,having your food,sat on the loo, or doing the shopping with one stuck in your ear hole, with the little blue light flashing WTF for. Just switch the bloody phone off if they really what to contact you they will ring back,(hang on beam me up Scottie.