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padi56 · 16 June 2013, 02:35 AM

A bloke is in the checkout line at the Super Market, when he
notices that the rather dishy blond behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to
him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful, Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I Shagg#d on the snooker table in front of all my mates
whilst your mate whipped me, with some wet celery and stuck a
cucumber up my ar*e.

No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher.

16 June 2013, 02:35 AM	#1
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