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Sub2012 · 25 July 2013, 01:16 AM

"An Elderly Woman..." joke

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She said to the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch and Rolex watch." "But you aren't wearing any of those things," said the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

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25 July 2013, 01:16 AM	#1
Sub2012 Banned Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: ND To PA Watch: Rolex Daytona Y Posts: 41	*****Rolex Joke Of The Day #5***** "An Elderly Woman..." joke An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She said to the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch and Rolex watch." "But you aren't wearing any of those things," said the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry." STAY TUNED FOR MORE DAILY ROLEX JOKES!

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