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Old 4 December 2013, 11:32 PM   #1
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One day a wife saw her husband come home from work looking very depressed.

The wife asked him what the matter was. He says, "I got fired today."

"FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you were the employee of the year!!"

"Well, I needed to fulfill a fantasy of mine and it got me fired..."

"What fantasy?" she asks.

"I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer."

Then she asks, "Did it hurt?"

"No" answered the husband.

Puzzled she then asks, "Well, what happened to the pickle slicer??"

"Oh, she got fired too!"
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