Flawless Male Logic

[mailman]

Flawless MALE LOGIC. Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:How many beers a day?
Man:Usually about 3
Woman:How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:And how long have you been Drinking?
Man:About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your freaking Ferrari?