Keep Taking The Pills.

[padi56]

My GP is trying to keep me alive, but makes my life a bloody misery with prescription pills!

Having spent most of my years, avoiding medication, I hate 'em all, but now it seems I need them for my blood pressure, my kidneys and prostate,my heart, my bones and just about every sodding organ in my body.

To add insult to injury, swinish pharmaceutical manufacturers seem to delight in packing their products in units that call for safe cracking skills.
Jemmy proof, blister packs and child proof containers with combination locks. That have me with broken finger nails and making my urine boil, trying to open the bloody things.

Then there's the dosage and timetable, for which I really need a personal secretary to remember. There's even one pill that I am supposed to take sitting down FFS! (It contains nitro glycerin, so I imagine if I fall down it might blow my genitalia off).

I usually swill them down with a decent single malt, but lately I've just swallowed the malt and dumped the pills,only joking.

My GP told me to keep take the pills or give up breathing.So I'm trying to practise breathing better to take less pills!
I always used to think the planets b@st@rds were the Oil companies But now that I am introduced to the subject, the Pharmaceuticals rule hands down,even worse than some lawyers they are.
But without my fine hospital consultant,I would seriously doubt if I
would be writing this,so I guess I will keep taking the pills

Working fine...never felt better!