1001 excuses we tell our significant other when we get a new watch

[Jlsd]

I am sure that everyone in the TRF fully disclaims to their partner their intention to get another watch (not!). So let us assume for a moment that we do not, and we find ourselves looking at our beautiful new watch, imagining the places we will wear it to, the stories we will tell our friends and the wrist pictures we will post on TRF......when suddenly our wife/husband/significant other approaches and asks us that horrible question: Did you get a new watch?????

At that moment we need to be quick on our feet and give a very credible, ingenious and natural response. Thus the purpose of this thread, what will your response be?

Let me start with mine (which I actually used this week)

"It was David SW's fault"