The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 10 November 2014, 02:03 AM   #1
polarinda
"TRF" Member
 
polarinda's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Real Name: Trav
Location: singapore
Watch: it
Posts: 2,316
How Long?

Patient :" I have been suffering from chronic headaches, backaches, coughs, indigestion, low sex drive, immobility and so on and on.."

Doc:"Great, I'll have nurse Nancy guide you for some CT scans and x rays and we should have a clearer picture. Not to worry!"

The scans and X-rays came back after an hour.


Patient:"How is it?! Am i dying?! What do the results say?!"

Doc:"Well....Im afraid your days are numbered...looking at these scans....."

Patient:" How long do I have? 3 months?!!"

Doc:" NO!"

Patient:" 30 days!!!!!?"

Doc:" No!!! no no no!!"

A quiet pause began.....then suddenly....


Doc:"10,9,8,7,6........."
polarinda is offline   Reply With Quote
 


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

My Watch LLC

WatchesOff5th

DavidSW Watches

Takuya Watches

OCWatches

Asset Appeal

Wrist Aficionado


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.