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Old 3 May 2015, 11:26 PM   #1
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Special Tattoo.

A man wanted a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his pen#s. So he goes to a Tattoo Shop and makes the request.

The Tattoo designer tells him that it would cost him $500 to do the special bizarre request. The guy thinks for a while and decides that its a fair price. The designer starts the tattoo-ing and in the middle of the job asks the man, "Why are you doing this?" The man replies, "That's personal."

With that, the designer continues to do the tattoo. The designer is still intrigued by such a bizarre request, so he tells the customer, "I'll waive the $500.00 if you tell me why you are doing this." The man thinks again and replies, "Okay, that's reasonable."

The man continues, "There are three reasons...
1. I like to play with money.
2. I like to watch money grow.
3. And at last the most important... if my wife wants to blow a hundred, well, she can do it right at home.
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